Update, January 2020

snowdrop stubsI won’t go on about the New Year cliches like making new starts, being fitter, more energetic; embracing veganism and cabbage diets or any other heavily promoted purgatorial stuff. Or, for that matter, the rollcall of What I Achieved During The Previous Decade. I’m just broadly wishing you all happiness and success before the reality of Britain alone really hits us. Because, after being pleasantly connected through laws and obligations and equalities to our neighbours over the channel, we’re rowing off into the distance with – er – very little to support us, actually. So, my friends, cling onto your associates and re-tie those strings, because heck we’re gonna need them after January. This view isn’t shared by the folk who live on my road, judging by the bigger than usual cannonade of fireworks at midnight on the 31st Dec. I can’t normally see them from my front window, but it was party like it’s 1999 out there.

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I’m still working on poems as a result of the InvestSK award; and thanks to the workshop offer I’ve been sending around, I’ll be delivering a words and collage session at the Spalding Gentlemens’ Society Museum in February. This is the amazing treasure-house I’ve been visiting on their monthly open days, and when you are surrounded by so many priceless books and artefacts, it makes sense to join in. I’m fortunate to live in a county where such things exist; yes, everywhere has its curious places, but few of them have first editions from Isaac Newton and other scientific luminaries, all contained on premises with rooms opening off other rooms like an ever-expanding Terry Pratchett universe. Therefore, if you are near Spalding on 16th February, go along to their next (free) Open Day between 2pm and 4.30pm. If you’re not interested in writing a few stanzas, you might enjoy the orreries, ushabti, navigational instruments and rare manuscripts on display. They don’t allow photographs inside the building, so here’s a shot of their weather vane, which is a good indication of the detail and quality you can find within.

Proper Pens & Stationery – one of my favourite nerdy habit-forming things. I’m a dedicated Rotring Isograph user as a result of my Dad, who gave me an old Variant mapping pen at an early age. I love the wiry line and the density of the ink, and the little quirks from their scratchy nibs. Since you ask, the nib of choice is an 0.35 – but I’ve recently discovered the 0.4 Fineliners done by other companies which are near-as-dammit similar, and I’m almost converted. They’re certainly a lot cheaper for daily use. Given that my dayjob involves carrying a substantial case of assorted lost biros for pensstudents who never seem to have any, plus picking up and disposing of leaking, stuttering and broken plastic items, whenever I start on creative work I love to have something that gives a perfect line and feels just right in the hand. Here’s to another year of poems and assorted writings, and to minimal criticism all round! Life’s too short, people. Don’t sit on the sidelines; don’t be a passenger. Be that writer you dreamed of being when you were little.

Update, November 2019

halloween spider.JPGI gathered in my summer poetry packs from South Kesteven district – people left a surprising number of extracts from existing poems and lines remembered, showing just how far poetry penetrates into everyday life. I’m hoping to use these extracts as starting-points for workshop pieces this winter; as a result of a regional grant, I’ve been proposing workshops to the libraries in my area, and the community-run one which devises its own programme has already booked me to co-incide with World Book Day in March 2020. This time I’ll be the tutor instead of organising someone else through the county-wide scheme I was engaged on back in 2006.

Ted Hughes Festival South Yorkshire is looking good as a new-ish weekend event within easy reach for East Midlanders. The venue is great, a restored/converted grammar school (now a Business Centre) with an on-site cafe, free parking, and a central hall with decent acoustics. Events include poetry walks, community interventions, traditional workshops, and readings from poets engaged intedhughes.JPG themes/influences taken from Hughes and natural history. I was sorry to miss the Paper Round walk on the Sunday, but I hope to join in next time. I did, however, shout one of my poems on Mexborough High Street and inscribe the pavement with that well-known Hughes line, ‘the pig lay on a barrow, dead’. The friendliness of Yorks people is another good reason for going there, and you can’t fail to be impressed by Conisbrough Castle on the main road in from the A1. Ted’s statue is in the grammar school, and although his expression looks gormless, the seated figure attracts a lot of camera-wielding visitors. You can follow the team on @TedHughesSY.

A furore over the Booker Prize in that it was divided between two writers against the judges’ own regulations, and one of our fabulous small presses (GalleyBeggars) missed out on the limelight with their entry, Ducks, Newburyport (Lucy Ellman). But surely they are all winners, these people who are nominated for the Booker. The sales for any shortlister immediately rocket, and social media spreads the goodwill IMG_1246.JPGacross the world. Whatever the GalleyBeggars team spent on promotional fees will no doubt be returned in triplicate when the receipts for Ducks come in. It was by far the biggest ‘sleeper’ on the list, with people drawn into the marathon sentence only to emerge several days later filled with awe and gratitude at having met such a life-enhancing novel. The problem is not the authors or the books, it’s the judges who make up the rules and then decide to break them when the model doesn’t fit any more. We already have our winners, and the public is looking at the broader list to see what they are actually going to read instead of what the judges feel is ‘the best’. Apart from Anna Burns’ Milkman, I’m fairly resistant to Big Prize Novels; I can’t help thinking of the targets and the agendas and the right buttons being pressed.

Lincoln University Library ran a reading back in October, and the people involved were the dreadful gallery of misfits depicted here. We all went for the same colour code (mostly – see the Rupert Bear scheme on the right) with the two in the middle even going for a reverse-print effect. I had a splendid day in the city, came back clutching a guitarlele from the local branch of Musicroom, and consumed several pints of arabica blend while looking out across old walls and indie shop-fronts. Thanks to archivist Claire Arrand (woop! woop!) for organising the event; and it’s so heartening to see this university rise up from a bleak building site c. 2005 to a Lincoln event.jpgthriving academic and artistic community. Poets in the photo L to R backrow: Paul Sutherland, Peter Green, meee, Rory Waterman, Geoff Matthews; L to R frontrow: Lynda Slater, Maureen Sutton, [unknown], Kathryn Daszkiewicz. I knew some of the poets from previous readings, and I apologise for not remembering the other lady on the front row! I had a poster listing us all, which has since vanished. Such is the fleeting hand of fame.

Update, September 2019

rainbow.JPGOnce in a while it actually happens. At the start of 2019 I applied for a grant from a locally-managed creative arts and heritage org., no doubt set up to counter the problem of central funding not coming into the rural areas. Even after years of effort you never feel like a real one, producing your work on zero budget while watching the city-based poets gain from development schemes and newsworthy projects. Not thinking I would have a positive outcome, I applied for a grant and –  out of the blue six months later –  an award letter arrived! For the first time since I began writing as a serious thing (c.1986) a funding org. is enabling me to reach the next stage. So, I have to acknowledge the good folks at InvestSK based in Grantham; the overall effects will be felt for a very long time indeed. There is plenty of community payback of course – I’ll be providing workshops in libraries, and a set of ‘poetry kits’ has already been distributed around the area. My funder logos are included here because it’s only fair. They took a chance on awarding me, and it won’t be wasted.

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I wrote several poem drafts as a result of the above, which is always helpful –  nothing like a real-time deadline for kicking you into action. Archives and museums are often good starting places for me, and I spent a day reading through Lincolnshire folksong and plough play texts at Nottingham University. I have some of the downloadable copies, but there’s nothing like seeing them in an original context, along with letters and comments from the people who first collected them. Another grand day out involved going to see the ‘Claribel’ material at Louth Museum – Charlotte Alington Barnard (1830-1869) was a hugely popular Victorian songwriter in the sentimental tradition, and there is a small collection of papers up there in her hometown. Only a couple of songs are available through YouTube (‘Come Back to Erin’ and ‘I Cannot Sing the Old Songs’IMG_kite) but there is a large repertoire, and copies may turn up in Victorian parlour-song anthologies. I’d wanted to write something about her for ages, but she is one of those subjects where I felt it was necessary to engage with the background first instead of relying on imagination.

I’m blogging this at the start of the new school term, so it’s a busy time for all college assistants as we get used to our new charges and work on individual strategies for their learning goals. So I’m thoroughly glad to have reached the end of a novella I was drafting earlier in the year; it’s currently in the ‘resting’ drawer while I gain some perspective on the process. During the winter I’ll do a speedy hack-through of the whole thing onto disk, before beginning the inevitable lengthy revising-up period. I thoroughly enjoyed writing this work, and I managed to crack its individual voice quite early on; so instead of finding the whole thing resistant, I was listening in to what the characters had to say, and following them around as they acted out the plot. I had a specific location in mind too – although the resulting place doesn’t look anything like Great Driffield in East Yorks., it occupies the same point on the map and you can get to the same towns from there. I’m looking forward to the next stage with this one, even though it might join the Grand Pile of Unpublished Typescripts in the cupboard behind me.

Update, July 2019

It was the yearly bookbash at Lowdham on Saturday 29th June. As usual I enjoyed my time there, running a stall and joining with other Shoestring Press poets in a reading to celebrate the launch of Paul Binding and Malcolm Carson’s collections. I read from the Electric Artisan, which is still fairly current (no pun intended). The temperature was at a record high so visitors and participants alike were wilting by 2pm; bunewark.jpgt Lowdham has several pubs and places to eat, as well as an on-site cafe. As I knew I’d be trapped behind a stall table for the whole day apart from the reading, I took sandwiches and fizzy water – as an ex-Brownie and Girl Guide, it pays to Be Prepared. It’s a shame I didn’t see what else was happening around the site, since Book Fair Saturday is rich in performance and incident; I can recommend it as an ideal festival for those who find some of the big ones excluding towards audience members. At Lowdham, the atmosphere is always inclusive and informal. I have no picture from the event, so the image here is from Newark, which is also worth visiting!IMG_1378.JPG

There’s a Places of Poetry thing going on, as great and good people from another part of the UK have decided that Poetry is often linked to Place, and maybe we should all write poems to demonstrate it. Their website is quite lovely, although nothing unusual in itself when you can operate Google Maps and get your campsite showing up alongside its visitor rating. In this area, the nearest participating venue is Ely Cathedral –  so off I went, hoping to take part in something and maybe get a poem on the site for a Fenland location. Meeting Jen Hadfield was a delight, since I have enjoyed her work for years and I have her second collection, Nigh-No-Place (Bloodaxe). A Fens-based poet read one of her own works, and project facilitators explained about the idea as a whole, sporting some well-designed project T-shirts which should be on sale somewhere; they’re missing a trick. I wrote a few lines as a result of the experience, and I hope they will become a poem. Other poems have gone on the website at their real-life locations – one nr. Loweswater in Cumbria, two in rural Lincs, and one near Water Orton in the West Midlands. People can leave ‘likes’ on the site, which is a great idea –  I’ve liked several on my imaginary journey around the ‘Poly-olbion’ map, and I hope the favourite poems are gathered up for a new anthology later.

On July 14th I was headlining at Cheltenham Buzzwords. Now, this date was one I’d long had in mind, because I knew of its overall quality as a good gig for poets building up a performance schedule. But it took a while to come up, largely because its popularity (and the foresight of its organiser Angela France) meant the schedule for 2019 was booked at least a year ago. That’s a lesson to any poets looking for outlets – you really have to think ahead and decide where you would like to appear at least six months in advance, if not longer. As my reading coincided with spectacular cricket/tennis finals and the last night of Ledbury Poetry Festival, I didn’t expect a full turnout at the venue on Bath Road – but I made a number of booksales which sent me back holst photo.jpghome very happy indeed. I had most of the day in Cheltenham, so I went in search of the Holst Birthplace Museum ‘cos I’m a fan. Alas it was closed, although the curator explained they would have let me in ‘if only’ and ‘because’, and so on. Yes, the staff were on duty, but their exhibition-changers were in. Since I’m embarrassed easily, I didn’t make a fuss and I went away; although I bet someone who’d flown long-distance would have put up more of a fight to get in. Holst was not only an innovator in music, he was widely regarded as an inspiring teacher, and he’s one of my all-time arts heroes. There’s an impressive statue, however –  in Imperial Gardens near the Town Hall. The sculptor created an effect which means that on a night with any stars visible, the bronze figure will be ‘conducting the planets’. It’s nice when sculptors give them something to do.

Update, May 2019

decobike.JPGI decided on a 6 – 8 week gap between posts because this accurately reflects the likelihood of something artistic or equally worth talking about having happened in the meantime. Nobody needs to know the routine details like: what time I stumble off to work in the morning, and whether I think Brexit is a good idea (no of course not, have we all gone mad?) I can’t post cute photos of my cat because I haven’t got one – and when I spend my weekends hitting the keyboard then going around Lidl with a trolley, you can guess that all is not newsworthy. Today the backing track was provided by BBC6Music (thanks, folks) and sometimes I even got up to make a coffee. We all push on steadily towards our goals, helped along by seeing our colleagues realise something in print after it seemed like nothing would happen. This season I’m varying things a bit, compiling a scrapbook as I work towards one of my performing ideals – so if I don’t make any headway with a one-person-show, I will at least have a visual work which I can display at a future event. The decorated bike depicted on here isn’t mine; it comes from Peterborough’s Metal forecourt, where I went for an intensive masterclass led by Hannah Silva. She led us on an adventure into the world of sound, freeing up the voice and learning to be less afraid.

Meanwhile I’ve been writing sections towards the next novella. I know the title, but I’m not about to reveal it on here in case the whole thing never takes off. It sometimes feels that a cherished project can take a dive at the last moment, and it might spend a couple of years in a suitcase before being attempted again. It’s annoying, particularly when I can envisage what a whole thing is about from early on – the problem lies in making my way towards that distant light. You know how it is when you read a person’s work and you think ‘hey, this writer has rushed the last third of the script as they charged towards the finish line…’? Well, that would happen to me every single time if I didn’t revise up instead of down. I’m a poet and novella writer rather than a novelist because I just rush my way through scripts like a puppy with ADHD. Far from being one of those cut-it-down people, I have to convince myself to put more in – and that way I prevent the two-thirds/three quarters panic point which seems to overtake a lot of writers. As a reviser-up, I’m able to insert anything at any point until the script achieves its allotted size, which gives me some control over how fast the story arc is moving. Maybe other people’s editors and agents never tell them to try the Way of Adding More; I dunno. But I haven’t got an agent or an editor so I have to work it out for myself, imagining I’m the editor and then the subsequent reader. What would I want to read, if I wasn’t the person having to write it? If I hadn’t written it, would the stuff I’ve written look like a proper section in a real book?

Great Bookshops of the North East now. I was in Northumberland a couple of weeks ago, and while I appreciate the vast emporium that is Barter Books of Alnwick, the one I preferred was in Berwick on Tweed. Called ‘Slightly Foxed’, you will find it on Bridge Street a few dooseapinks.JPGrs down from a superb little Music Shop, with an artisan cafe lodged somewhere in between. You can’t go wrong with a combination like that. Best of all, the bookshop prices were very fair and I had no hesitation in replacing my worn-out paperbacks used for teaching and workshops. I’m sure it’s an open secret up there in the borderlands, but when you’re a tourist passing through, finding such a book-haven is a true delight. Berwick was a delight in any case, and I came away with a bagload of curios and musical spares after walking along the sea-wall. They’ve even got a stubby lighthouse at the end of it, and eider ducks diving in the estuary. A magical place, no doubt, for a lot of visitors.

Update, March 2019

I’ve been busy drafting an article for a critical anthology on W.H. Davies. This is a good example of one of those projects which come at you from nowhere, and –  rather than sit there deliberating over whether I’d have enough academic ballast on him to write trickanything decent –   I found myself saying yes and there I was, ordering editions in and looking for obscure out-of-print books. The project was proposed around 18 months ago, which means I wasn’t exactly expecting it to happen by the time it reached the end of 2018. Suddenly off it went, with me being dragged along in its wake; and it did a great deal to restore my confidence after another rejection from the ACE creative development awards.

Now, I know I’m not the only poet being rejected by the arts juggernaut that is ACE. On the week when their decisions were announced, Twitter resounded to the yelps of successful clients –  and a thickening silence accompanied by tumbleweed from all those ‘others’ who weren’t successful. It doesn’t do to announce disappointment, does it? We’re supposed to be humble and chastened, grateful that our little plans are forwarded in through the portal. And when it doesn’t work out, we’re supposed to get ourselves booked onto a workshop and learn how to jump through those hoops again. This was only my second time of applying, and quite frankly, life is too short. Why am I jumping through hoops instead of writing my stuff? I’m a poet, so it’s not going to result in much financial profit whichever way I look at it. Besides, when the earlier round of awards were announced, I downloaded the spreadsheet which told me all the details on who got what, and where. It didn’t surprise me to learn that nobody (yes, nobody) in my big rural county had received one, even though half of it is recognised as a poverty zone and the cultural services have been decimated. The East Midlands cities on the other hand, did get a couple of grants, whereas Bristol had an astonishing 6 literary development awards. You can work out this conundrum for yourselves –  if you are isolated through no fault of your own, if you aren’t in one of those pre-designated ‘centres of excellence’, just how likely is it that your application will succeed?

At the end of January I had a wonderful evening with the PoetryWired crowd in Nottingham – this little indie cafe is an oasis in the shopping district, perfect as a venue for readings. I was last there in 2015 –  the picture on my Homepage is from the previous reading –  and I had a whale of a time performing recent work and being interviewed by Rory Waterman, no less. He asked ‘what character would I be, if I was a children’s book?’ and I admitted to Millie, in Millie’s Marvellous Hat, by Satoshi Kitamura. I knew the wired 2019picture-books from working at Grantham Library, and there is such expressiveness and off-kilter kindness in his images. I even have a yellow mac like Millie’s, although I’m pleased to say that whenever I go into a hat-shop I usually have something in my purse.

Great, I went to Verve at last! Job dates intervened on previous years, and so with mounting excitement I set off for Birmingham this time round, hoping to partake of the unique festival. I’ve also never been to the old Birmingham Rep, and I was interested to go there too because of its associations with the original Georgian poets in 1913-14. However, on being told by one of the headliners about the differences between Stage & Page and Hierarchical v. Working Class styles of poeting, I was ready to throw paper-balls at the platform. Do Your Eng. Lit! I wanted to shout. This very theatre what you are standing in Was Actually Used By Performing Poets Who Did Popular Writin. So stop right there, sunshine, and look in the archives. The same event alerted me to the Sleaford Mods though, and I’ve since caught their work a few times on BBC6 Music. If you can take post-punk rants accompanied by minimalist thudding, it’s just the thing to liven up the brain when you’re in danger of becoming middle class.

 

Update, January 2019

IMG_1171At the time of writing, our poet laureateship is once again up for appointment. Now, while it’s a great idea to have it time-limited and keyed in to impressive projects as opposed to minor efforts on behalf of our Royalty, it always seems to be a throwback, completely out of context in these universal credit days. I became interested in poetry as a result of the Platignum National Schools competition c. 1972, so I’m even old enough to remember John Betjeman as the Poet Laureate – but it’s the sort of non-job where nobody wins unless they’re already part of the committees and schemes, maybe having a sinecure Fellowship or two where it’s okay to hobnob around the vintage port with likeminded characters. There’s something so eighteenth-century about the whole business that you wonder why it hasn’t been dumped long ago, together with the Spinning Jenny and turnpike roads.

Personally, I can’t think of anything worse than having to write about a Royal event or a national anniversary, to intone on Radio 4 about the Battle of the Somme, or to hang around at official functions being sneered at by politicians who don’t like the arts. I’ve been to talks where a previous Laureate described how the post ruined his ability to write; and on listening to the voice of our first female Laureate recently, she was valedicting like the world was already lost, old before her time. Alas for the days when she read a blistering anti-Thatcherite poem at the Aldeburgh Festival.

What does it do to them, this wretched job? They seem to come out with their minds altered, like people who’ve been through a weird experiment. It can’t be the butt of malmsey or whatever it is. It must be the pressure of continually being on the spot, having to write what you’d rather not be writing after years ohalloween spiderf putting what you believe in. Having to front projects which take away real writing time, modify what you’d rather say, and make pronouncements on topics you’re not a specialist in. That kind of appointment isn’t a great honour, it’s the same as a day job in the media without the salary. Yet the race is on, with one poet already spouting nonsense about what the post ‘should’ involve, what the ideal candidate ‘should’ be like, what their writing ‘should’ be about, how cultured they ‘should’ be. When poets start telling others what they should be like, perhaps they should be questioning themselves and their own reasons for doing so. If it was up to me, I’d vote for someone genuinely public like Pam Ayres or John Cooper Clarke, although I rather think they’d turn it down.

It’s the New Year already; I’m glad to be under way with another novella, and looking forward to giving a reading in Nottingham on the 23rd January. The Wired Cafe on Pelham Street is a lovely venue, and one which serves excellent fancy coffees and food – if you’re in the Nottingham area, I heartily recommend it. Better still, if you’re there on the 23rd, come along between 6 – 8 pm and join in with a poem of your own! There’s open mic slots available. Meanwhile I promise I won’t be doing any poems about Brexit, the Laureateship, or writing about writing.